Better watch out; [entries|friends|calendar] And you're such a classy little slut Navigation ► Journal ► Add ► Userinfo ► Friends ► Myspace The Girl Emily. Seventeen. Vagina. Florida. Fatty. Swinger. Senior. It's a long, hard road, but I'm determined to make it. I've got what it takes, just like everyone else. I don't want to be rich or famous, I just want to make a difference. Add me, I won't bite. (Though my vagina might ;] ) Username {Disclaimer} I've made several references to my vagina having teeth. I hope you all know that this is a joke. See, it goes like this: there's this AMAZING movie called TEETH, right? Based on the myth of vagina dentata. Look it up. It's awesome. Anyway, so I'm discussing it with my friends, and one of them says something about vagina teeth, and the other's like, "Shhh. Emily's sensitive about her disability." And thus, the username was born. Because I, Emily [last name on a need-to-know basis], have a vagina. And my va[ginabites]. =] [ userinfo | insanejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | insanejournal calendar ]

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Access Denied//Journal Locked [ Tuesday 20 May, @ 6:03 pm ] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | SVU ] Sorry, guys, my journal is friends only. I'm easy, though, when it comes to making new friends, so don't be afraid to try =]. You may fill out the form, but it's not required. Please do include something about you, though. Like your name :] New Friends <small><font color=darkred face=times> <font color=black><b>{Name:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Age:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Gender:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{AIM:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Myspace:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Pictures:}</b></font> answer here or Changed Usernames <small><font color=darkred face=times> <font color=black><b>{Name:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Age:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Gender:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{AIM:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Myspace:}</b></font> answer here <font color=black><b>{Pictures:}</b></font> answer here I look forward to meeting you all. xoxo read (35) post comment

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